Tuesday, September 9, 2008......
With the wedding a little over a month away, I decided that Friday nights when my fiance comes to my place for the weekend (we have 2 separate houses in 2 separate states) we like to be low key. Sometimes, being low key means movie night.
I have this extensive collection of movies (thanks Columbia House) and decided for weeks preceding the wedding, all movies shown will be about weddings, marriage, etc...
Last Friday, marked the kickoff of my themed movie night with an educational one..."Fatal Attraction". It was perfect, I hadn't seen it in years and my fiance had never watched it.
At the end of the movie, I asked what did you learn from the movie (thinking his response would be NEVER CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE).....instead, I received the following response "If you going to sleep with someone, make sure she's not a crazy bitch".
Nice. I can tell he's not open to the wonderful education movies can provide. Just wait, I'll have him watch "Maid of Honor" with Patrick Dempsey.....he'll never get the message of that movie. Personally, the message I'd like him to get from that movie is "Sometimes, my wife is going to make me watch movies just because there is an eye-candy actor in it for her to stare at". The fact that it is a wedding movie, just let's me sneak it into the mix.
j
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Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
My Fiance Got His Balls on eBay....
Thursday, August 7, 2008....
Yup. It's true. My fiance did get his balls on eBay....granted they were croquet balls, but balls still the same. I know I'm being sophomoric, but if he hadn't been so obsessed on bidding on antique croquet balls, I think I wouldn't have found such pleasure in making that statement.
You have to understand, when I first starting dating my fiance, I brought him to the 2006 annual family b-b-que where playing croquet is part of the activities. He had a set in his attic from childhood and later brought them to my house. I can count on one hand how often we've played since the first time, yet, he became obsessed that his antique set has some flaws. The balls are a bit off and new ones are a must.
This summer I saw a new element in his obsession; bidding of the balls on EBay. He lost several times, but finally won. Now, he's happy because he has his balls courtesy of eBay.....
God, I hate to see what his next EBay obsession will be....
j
Yup. It's true. My fiance did get his balls on eBay....granted they were croquet balls, but balls still the same. I know I'm being sophomoric, but if he hadn't been so obsessed on bidding on antique croquet balls, I think I wouldn't have found such pleasure in making that statement.
You have to understand, when I first starting dating my fiance, I brought him to the 2006 annual family b-b-que where playing croquet is part of the activities. He had a set in his attic from childhood and later brought them to my house. I can count on one hand how often we've played since the first time, yet, he became obsessed that his antique set has some flaws. The balls are a bit off and new ones are a must.
This summer I saw a new element in his obsession; bidding of the balls on EBay. He lost several times, but finally won. Now, he's happy because he has his balls courtesy of eBay.....
God, I hate to see what his next EBay obsession will be....
j
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