Thursday, March 10, 2011

If You Think No One is Looking, Think Again....

Thursday, March 10, 2011........

Yesterday, I was stopped at a traffic light when I noticed 2 young guys on the opposite sides of the street. One was on a man's bike (this is important to know because a man's bike is designed with a bar connecting the handlebars to the seat)and the other was crossing the 4 lane street to talk to the guy on the bike.

As I was waiting for the light to change, I was watching these 2 guys and noticed the guy on the bike wheeling around while waiting for the other guy to cross the street. As soon as the guy walking across the street made it to the curb, the biker guy, biked back towards the sidewalk and rammed hard into the curb. This caused him to come off his seat and land 'HARD' on the bar between the handlebars and seat. I'm only guessing he landed hard on the bar because he immediately grabbed his 'man package' and bent over.

I laughed. I laughed hard. I laughed because any moron would know not to ride at a high speed into a high curb unless you're into pain.

So, if you're in a crowd of people you don't know, and are doing something stupid, trust me, people are watching. Expect to hear laughter.

9 comments:

Brian Miller said...

oh my...where is a mini cam when you need it...you tube vid for sure...smiles.

Little Ms Blogger said...

Brian - this definitely made my day.

gayle said...

I would have laughed too!

Jewels Diva® said...

I do love it when males make a complete dick of themselves and hurt their package at the same time!

Little Ms Blogger said...

Gayle - it really did make sitting at a red light fun.

Jewels Diva - You would think they'd know better and protect the most important thing to them.

the best part of my day... said...

I just came across your blog...cute. I think everything should be be about nothing...;)

J.J. in L.A. said...

Reminds me of the time a woman was running across the mall, wearing the highest stiletto shoes I've ever seen and carrying bags of McD grub. She stumbled and went flying. I laughed so hard I nearly gagged...and got a dirty look. But if you're stupid enough to RUN in stilettos, you deserve to be laughed at, imo.

Little Ms Blogger said...

The best part of my day - I think for the most part, most things are about nothing when you break it down. Thanks for visiting.

J.J. - I would have LOVED to have seen that woman. I'm amazed at women who can walk in stilettos (actually, I think them a bit nuts), but I would have been right with you laughing my butt off.

Matty said...

I'm guessing he wasn't looking, or intended to lift the wheel over the curb and missed. Either way....OUCH!