Sunday, July 1, 2012

Living in My Own Episode of Hoarders: Buried Alive..or Why I know I'll Never Own 43 Cats.......

Here in the U.S., we are slammed with every conceivable t.v. show imaginable. There are shows based upon families with multiple children, others about brides who are bat-shit crazy and truckers who drive long distances on ice in the dead of winter to deliver their shipments. I know I blogged in the past about a show entitled Hoarders and how watching it made me want to clean my house (I later made the connection that the people they profiled typically had multiple cats which are always found dead under stacks of rubble and realize if you own more than 40 cats you'll more than likely end up on the show).

While Hoarders is a show that amazes me (they usually cart away 8 tons of garbage in just 2 days) I've decided there has to be at least 400+ people for every house they profile to ensure it's clean in 48 hours.

Wait... I'm getting distracted. I want to tell you why I feel as though I'm one of the people profiled on Hoarders: Buried Alive (okay, not really because I don't own 43 cats, but I do have a room that is jammed packed).

When I found out I got a job in April and could work out of the house, I asked my husband to make a multi-shelf bookcase. It's July 1st and my dining room is still crammed packed, BUT the bookcase is finally painted. It's not completely dry and the room is covered with drop cloths (which my husband has promised will be put away tonight along with his painting implements and other stuff before I start work tomorrow), but I'm just thrilled it's finally painted.

I admit I'm a bit to blame, but I think his confidence in how long it would take was exceedingly high. I think he was under the impression it would take a day to cut the wood - a couple of hours to put together and a couple of hours to paint the case -- ummmm...NO! My husband is very handy, but I think he may have been watching too many home improvement shows where every home project is completed under 30 minutes.

I have to wait for the shelves to dry before putting things in its place and with the humidity as high as it is in CT, I'm not taking any chances. I'm going to double the normal waiting time before putting the office back together. I'm just hoping things are back in place before the end of the month because I'm starting to lose my mind.

With everything in the room I have to walk through to get to every room in the house, I've noticed how living in clutter, over a really long time, depresses the hell out of me. I can now see how most of the people they profile on the show feel defeated and don't know where to start. I have gone through everything and although the clutter is organized, I still have to maneuver through the room to pass through.

I'm just thankful I don't own 43 cats because I know I may not see them in between the stacks of books and office supplies on and under the table....And as my husband just said: "You don't want to find a flat cat".

7 comments:

Brian Miller said...

def not wanting to find a flat cat..smiles...hope it gets back to normal for you soon...

Lady Jewels Diva® said...

But did you throw anything out?

Little Ms Blogger said...

Lady Jewels - I threw out 4 garbage bags of shredded paper and another bag of random stuff. Very cleansing!

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

I tend to save too much so I understand this clutter thing you speak of! Once you get those bookshelves set up, you can start to donate some stuff and create more space!

Becca said...

My family is full of pack rats so I totally understand. Many of my friends are able to fit their whole lives into a car...not me!

Joanna Jenkins said...

I'm big into organization and have a hard time with things are cluttered-- which explains A LOT because my office is usually a mess most of the time ;-)

Smart to wait on the shelves to try. I bet it will be terrific when everything is back where it belongs.

xo jj

Heckety said...

Yup I discovered the same thing about clutter, dead energy, not knowing where to start etc. I've slowly been working my way through the house, working by category instead of rooms- it may not be very efficient but its working for me!