Tuesday, March 30, 2010....
Do you think if I join these dating sites I can find a suitable match for the Northern Mockingbird living in my backyard?
Because he's lonely, he chirps...ALL NIGHT LONG.
According to the articles I've found on the Internet, he chirps because he's looking for a mate and will continue until he has one.
My husband doesn't hear a thing. How could he? Between his Ambien and snoring, he wouldn't be able to hear a thing.
Why do I get the only bird that can't find a mate? I mean, he's not shy because he hasn't an issue chirping letting all the female Mockingbirds know he's available.
I have a feeling these dating sites couldn't help him even if they allowed birds. What female wants to date a whiny noisy male who is never able to shut up?
My only hope is a deaf bird who flies into him by mistake because I also learned Mockingbirds mate for life.