Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Before the Brain Fog Set In....

Tuesday, June 23, 2009....

Jess Riley tagged me for a meme. I knew when the fog cleared, this is something I'd want to do it because it has a twist.

"Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie."

What is your biggest contribution to the world?

Duct tape. Yup. Creator of Duct Tape....okay, maybe not creator, but use it and know others that do.

What do your coworkers have that you wish was yours?

Their jobs.

What did you eat last night?

I made my way through every Hersey's chocolate product known to mankind. After polishing off 30 lbs of chocolate, I searched high and low for chocolate truffles from a local chocolate shop.

What really lights your fire?

God, so many things turn me on. I guess I'll just list the traits that make want to jump any man's bones in no particular order. They are: bad odor, poor personal hygiene by choice, a man who never uses a toothbrush, someone who only talks about how wonderful they are, a guy with no manners, cheap and one that spits.

I know I missed many great attributes, but I was getting hot just thinking about a man with these traits...

What is the last thing that really pissed you off?

Meeting a considerate, well-mannered stranger. What's up with that? Random kindness just sucks.

Name something you hoard and keep from others:

My neighbor's trash. It appears that every Wednesday night, the neighbors get a jump on Thursday trash day by putting out their bags/cans out on the curb. The trash seems to always be accessible for small animals to carry their late night treasures to my yard.

The trash adds a certain something I'd never want taken away from me.

What’s the laziest thing you ever did?

Walked a marathon while keeping my senses when crossing the streets in Dublin.

I'm tagging LiLu,SillyStud, Lacochran,Yo Mama's Blog,kk and Muffy


LiLu said...

Ooo, now this is a meme I can get behind...

(That's what she said.)

Love your answers, especially for lust... nothing gets me going like a man who's never seen a toothbrush!

Stephanie said...

You just described my dream man. I really hate it when I meet nice people too.

Children of the Nineties said...

I think you've inspired me to seek out a chocolate dinner tonight. Sounds delish.

Cheryl said...

Hee, hee, fun post, and chocolate for dinner, yay!

Lora said...

I love memes.
It's a great way to learn about people that you know some stuff about, but not the little stuff.

I hate the Google Follower thing where you follow it with your Google email account because of some weird setting but not with a Blogger profile. What's up with that? I think I have it fixed here. I"m on a personal mission to fix this on every blog I follow today. Grrr.

lacochran's evil twin said...

You rock! I hope you're getting royalties. Duct tape holds the universe together!

justjp said...

Ah, fun with duct tape! Whata great way to kill some time with someone.

kk said...

your meme has been answered!

Little Ms Blogger said...

LiLu: No, that's what HE said....

Stephanie: Well, if I find 2 men with all those qualities, I might share - NOT.

Children of the 90s: I hope you enjoy - too much chocolate = HEADACHE for LMB.

Cheryl: No chocolate dinner ever for LMB...

Lacochran ET: It has also been known to make the super condom http://littlemsblogger.blogspot.com/2009/06/many-uses-of-duct-tape.html

justjp: You can say that again..