The Many Uses of Duct Tape....

Monday, June 8, 2009....

Duct tape is one of those magical inventions where people can use it for reasons other than its original design.

I've recently read where it works wonders for removing warts. If memory serves me, you cover the wart, leave the tape on for a week, rip it off and then use a pumice stone to file down any fragments.

I applaud that duct tape is so versatile, comes in various colors, but never in my wildest dream would I combine it with saran wrap to make the super condom.

Yes, you read correctly: duct tape + saran wrap = super condom.

Yesterday, I was with a friend at a local outdoor steel drum concert and we were catching up. She mentioned this girl, L, I've met once or twice and am always amused by L stories.

L is over 40 and only talks to available men with the right credentials. Basically, she's looking for a rich man to marry. Currently, she's dating a man with the 'right credentials', but he has a condition that would put a damper on one's love life.

To combat his issue, he created the Super Condom.

Now, if I were drunk and playing a game entitled 'Name Another Use for Duct Tape', I'd probably suggest the Super Condom. But, there is no way in HELL I'd ever use one.

Seriously, think about this.

As a woman, the thrusting motion could push back the tape ridges and expose the sticky stuff to your inner most private place. Not in my world.

As a man, what if the tape happens to hit skin. You'd have to rip it off your most prized possession. I'm thinking most men would pass on this option.

Personally, this guy's a tool for not going to his doctor and getting a prescription for his condition. I've seen enough t.v. drug commercials to know that his outbreaks can be reduced by just taking this magic pill.