Friday, June 26, 2009

Midnight Magic

Friday, June 26, 2009....

Looking back, I remember some of the greatest things happened in childhood while I was sleeping.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy all visited me while I was fast asleep. It was disappointing when I discovered all three were my parents, but I never caught them in act.

The other day, I was remembering just how great it was to wake up and find something magical had happened during the nighttime hours. Although, I may not wish for a quarter under my pillow (let me reconsider being unemployed), I'd still love to wake up and have that same childhood feeling.

After quick consideration, I wish the following fairies would visit me during the night:

Fridge Fairy: I don't have a standard size fridge because I live in a small 1949 Cape. One trip to the grocery store for 2 is all my fridge can handle. If I don't clear it out each week, which I never do, I am continually cramming items in. My fridge becomes a clown car and the forgotten items in the back of the fridge become my own personal science project.

Laundry Fairy: There actually is a Laundry Fairy, but she/he doesn't do what I want. Instead he/she increases the amount of laundry I need to do in the morning. Basically, the Laundry Fairy Sucks.

Sock Fairy: For some reason, the Sock Fairy has an arch nemisis that steals one sock from almost every pair I own. I know I may not notice everything, but seriously where the hell do they all go? The Sock Fairy would save me the time and energy hunting down the strays.

Other fairies I wish would visit me while sleeping that need no explanation:

The I Never Ache Fairy from working out.

The Calorie Eraser Fairy

The No Hangover Fairy for the champagne I have the night before. Champagne always gives me a slight headache (assume it's the sugar) and I don't plan on giving it up.

There are so many others, but these are the ones I'd love to have visit me.


lacochran said...

Can we add the Weed My Garden Fairie?

Just Caz said...

Definatly would love a do my wishes, and clean my car fairy.

oh and a magic fairy that is able to do my hair and make up in my sleep.. so when I awake I look like a glamour model.;
Not bloodly likely

edder said...

I've always wanted the Dish Fairy to visit while I was sleeping.

Waking up to a clean kitchen every single day would be wonderful.

a neske said...

Do you remember the Wake Up Feeling Energized Fairy? Yeah... whatever happened to her.

She used to stop by every night when I was a kid during the summer. I'd pop right out of bed and head off for more summer break adventures.

Now, for some reason, she's lost my new address. I just wake up in the morning to the sound of that damn alarm and I'm crabby.

Life, Love And Lola said...

Can you send those fairies my way when they are done at your house??

Missy said...

Please give these fairies my address! LOL

Funny Girl said...

Can I have all of them Faries?

Miss Yvonne said...

Don't forget about the "Take Away My Ass Jiggle" Fairy.

I'm still waiting for that biotch to show up at my house.

Little Ms Blogger said...

Lacochran: Ohhhh yes please!

Just Caz: Clean my Car fairy another good one and I had thought about a Bedhead Fairy - basically a fairy that eliminates bad hair.

edder: How about the Kitchen Fairy, but she/he comes the moment you STEP out of the kitchen.

a neske: I don't know why she left. That Beotch!

Life, Love & Lola: Only if you send them back to me.

Missy: Hmmm... you'd think high demand for fairies they'd magically appear! :-)

Funny Girl: Only if they know to return to my house.

Miss Yvonne: She needs to start following the Calorie Eraser Fairy

LiLu said...

Our laundry fairy STEALS socks and boxers... she is a vicious little wench.

Miss_Nobody said...

DAMN,where's the calorie eraser fairy?

TudorCity Girl said...

Ha! Love it.

I wanted the 'happiness fairy' to visit me last night. Because I woke up very sad. And that calorie eraser fairy someone posted sounds great too!

miss rambles said...

am currently bonding with the laundry fairy!she however refuses to take the washing out to fry au naturelle in the rare brit sunshine...cow!