September 1, 2009...
Tomorrow marks my 16th month anniversary of being unemployed, but today marks the day I've had my best laugh about this situation. Today, I received in the mail my own special application for a Visa Black Card.
"For those who demand only the best of what life has to offer, the exclusive Visa Black Card is for you."
"The Black Card is not for everyone. In fact, it is limited to only 1% of U.S. residents to ensure the highest caliber of personal service is provided to every Cardmember."
You know what else, it's made out of a patent pending carbon.
I don't know whether to apply for shits & giggles or apply to their marketing department because I believe I'd weed out the unemployed from this invitation.
Funniest part of this elaborate invite (other than the obvious), I haven't a clue what the benefits are.
Thank you Visa for giving the best laugh about not having a job in a very long time.